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Terminator Salvation John Connor gives Marcus Wright's awesome heart back for his shitty impaled heart. They then take a helicopter to the terminator base to rebuild it and return Kyle Reese and a little mute black girl. They then go inside so that Arnold can repair John's shanked heart with his anti impaler. But after that, John stops Marcus' heart by electrocution. Arnold then again repairs Marcus' heart, but with his falcon punch of life. Some computer tells Marcus about how he can save John in a million different ways. John then gathers all the humans and puts them back into their cells.
John Connor exfiltrates the base and repairs a terminator motorcycle that was unfortunately caught on a trip wire. Marcus walks back to the human base to have John YELL "I KNOW WHAT YOU ARRRREEE!!!". Marcus then runs back to the human base while John makes explosions implode. Other humans suck bullets back in their guns. That one hot chick is get's unshot and stops lying on the ground to join Marcus for his run back to base. She then leads him into a very well known secret entrance and ties him up with chains. She hooks him up to a pulley system and grabs a chain and levitates effortlessly up 30 feet.
Marcus wakes up, bound by chains. He then passes out to fade in and out of consciousness while being medically treated. They realize that he's not a machine and in fact a human. The next thing he remembers is a magnetic healing mine healing his leg, then inexplicably falling to the ground. Some stuff happens... I forget. But then Marcus lets the hot chick get raped. He then picks her up and tangles her with a parachute into some power lines. Feeling good about that decision, he skips on water up into the custody of the machines flying prison thing.
Marcus levitates from the ship to a bridge. Kyle, and the little mute black girl get thrown from the flying prison back into a tow truck, with Marcus and drive in reverse down the highway. They end up at a gas station (with no fucking slushies) and end up chasing a decepticon. People hiding in the gas station are so happy that they offer them all of their food and water. They jump into a jeep and travel back to some shitty broken car lot. On the way a kind flying terminator notices that they may need to change tires in the future, so throws them a tire iron.
Marcus, at this point, is frustrated with communication between him and the young black mute girl. So he stops the car at the shitty broken car lot, and unfixes the jeep. They then went back to Kyle's base camp to puke out fresh coyote. They wonder back into apocalyptic Los Angeles to chase terminators around, and make them hide. Marcus forgets where he is and decides to get naked and give his clothes to a dead guy. John rebuilds a secret terminator facility after terminators graciously give life to all of his men. Marcus then goes back to sleep and cyberdyne unrobots him. He wakes up in the past to rip up a contract that allows his body to be used for science from a somewhat attractive chemo patient.
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Terminator Salvation John Connor gives Marcus Wright's awesome heart back for his shitty impaled heart. They then take a helicopter to the terminator base to rebuild it and return Kyle Reese and a little mute black girl. They then go inside so that Arnold can repair John's shanked heart with his anti impaler. But after that, John stops Marcus' heart by electrocution. Arnold then again repairs Marcus' heart, but with his falcon punch of life. Some computer tells Marcus about how he can save John in a million different ways. John then gathers all the humans and puts them back into their cells.
John Connor exfiltrates the base and repairs a terminator motorcycle that was unfortunately caught on a trip wire. Marcus walks back to the human base to have John YELL "I KNOW WHAT YOU ARRRREEE!!!". Marcus then runs back to the human base while John makes explosions implode. Other humans suck bullets back in their guns. That one hot chick is get's unshot and stops lying on the ground to join Marcus for his run back to base. She then leads him into a very well known secret entrance and ties him up with chains. She hooks him up to a pulley system and grabs a chain and levitates effortlessly up 30 feet.
Marcus wakes up, bound by chains. He then passes out to fade in and out of consciousness while being medically treated. They realize that he's not a machine and in fact a human. The next thing he remembers is a magnetic healing mine healing his leg, then inexplicably falling to the ground. Some stuff happens... I forget. But then Marcus lets the hot chick get raped. He then picks her up and tangles her with a parachute into some power lines. Feeling good about that decision, he skips on water up into the custody of the machines flying prison thing.
Marcus levitates from the ship to a bridge. Kyle, and the little mute black girl get thrown from the flying prison back into a tow truck, with Marcus and drive in reverse down the highway. They end up at a gas station (with no fucking slushies) and end up chasing a decepticon. People hiding in the gas station are so happy that they offer them all of their food and water. They jump into a jeep and travel back to some shitty broken car lot. On the way a kind flying terminator notices that they may need to change tires in the future, so throws them a tire iron.
Marcus, at this point, is frustrated with communication between him and the young black mute girl. So he stops the car at the shitty broken car lot, and unfixes the jeep. They then went back to Kyle's base camp to puke out fresh coyote. They wonder back into apocalyptic Los Angeles to chase terminators around, and make them hide. Marcus forgets where he is and decides to get naked and give his clothes to a dead guy. John rebuilds a secret terminator facility after terminators graciously give life to all of his men. Marcus then goes back to sleep and cyberdyne unrobots him. He wakes up in the past to rip up a contract that allows his body to be used for science from a somewhat attractive chemo patient.
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